Business Cards: The Clinical Research Expansion Set by Kolyder

In these trenches, only the statistically significant survive.

Welcome, valued colleague, to Business Cards: The Clinical Research Expansion Set.

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"I showed these to my boss. She said this was a teachable moment and now I have more 'development opportunities' than ever!"

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Chad Chadton
Disillusionment Engineer

"Perfect for when you've abandoned hope but still have student loans to pay."

Vivian Woods
Email Warfare Specialist

"I played the 'Weaponized Incompetence' and 'Just Add AI' cards so often I was promoted to a position with the word 'Innovation' in the title."

Bryson P. Weatherby III
SVP, Innovative Ambiguity

Now Available: Expansion Sets

Business Cards: The Base Set

Business Cards: The WinkedIn Expansion

Questions and Answers

What in the fresh hell is this?

Should I share these with co-workers?

Is this a proper allocation of resources?

Should I report this to HR?

Is this a real game?

What if my CEO sees these?

Really, why would you do this?

As a child growing up in rural Nebraska, I spent many hours outdoors trying to conjure orbs with my mind. Naturally, I was inclined to like Magic: The Gathering.

I still spend a lot of time conjuring things with my mind. Not orbs, but marketing strategies for companies. I take my work seriously. Myself? Not so much. These Business Cards are an homage to something I enjoyed.

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