Business Cards: The WinkedIn Expansion Set by Kolyder

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Welcome, valued colleague, to the new digital battlefield of Business Cards: The WinkedIn Expansion Set.

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"I showed these to my boss. She said this was a teachable moment and now I have more 'development opportunities' than ever!"

Operations Department Meeting Around Whiteboard

Chad Chadton
Disillusionment Engineer

"Perfect for when you've abandoned hope but still have student loans to pay."

Vivian Woods
Email Warfare Specialist

"I played some of these cards so often I was promoted to a position with the word 'Innovation' in the title."

Bryson P. Weatherby III
SVP, Innovative Ambiguity

Now Available: Expansion Sets

Business Cards: The Base Set

Business Cards: The Clinical Research Expansion

Questions and Questionable Answers

What in the fresh hell is this?

Questions are not allowed during this meeting. Frankly, I'm not sure how you were unmuted.

Should I share these with co-workers?

Is this a proper allocation of resources?

Should I report this to HR?

Is this a real game?

Really, why would you do this?

As an only child growing up in The Sticks, Nebraska, I spent many hours trying to conjure orbs with my mind. Naturally, I was inclined to like Magic: The Gathering.

As a consultant, I still spend a lot of time conjuring things with my mind (though not nearly as many orbs).

I take my work seriously. Myself? Not so much. These Business Cards are an homage to a thing I loved growing up.

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